highlife

• animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• when having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
• it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
• the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
• it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
• it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
• it is illegal to milk another person's cow.

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